How To Cure A Hangover

They say a glass a day is good for the body. But a full blown party, well you know how you'll feel and look in the morning. Nonetheless a girl is entitled to a night on the town. So let me help you not feel so awful in the morning.

First you must eat, get something to absorb some of that liquor in your system. Oysters or something with zinc will help detox as well as pumpkin seeds. 

Now while you are drinking stay away from Browns. Browns will bring you down. Tequila, scotch, red wine all have congeners which give them their flavor, but they give YOU a hangover. So stay in the clear with gin and vodka. 

So now that you've got your drink remember to keep yourself hydrated. Drink some water, so the liquor doesn't dehydrate you. You could always order your drink on the rocks.

Fun little tip, the less the proof less the alcohol. Now, if you're sober enough to remember to ask this is the best way.

Remember to eat walnuts and other fatty foods to help that alcohol absorb.

Now that the party's over you must replenish with yes even more water. And rest, sleep in as late as possible. 

Eat, alcohol and mixers are full of sugars so really, a hangover is a sugar crash. No before you make it worse by gorging on candy. May I suggest something healthier like eggs? Then replace your electrolytes with a sports drink,broth, or a banana.

And then there are your old oldies but goodies. That of course coffee and a pain pill to help with that headache and turn you human again.

As far as not looking as if you're completely in the gutter. Through on a pair of amazing glasses, pearl earrings, and a statement lip. Put your hair in to a top bun and brace yourself for the day.